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drg1rlfriend:

venera14:

For eating nothing but garbage for a week and not working out I’m doing okay, but it’s time to trim off 10 lbs at least. Enough is enough. First gym session in Texas tonight. Felt good. I miss being super lean. Won’t take me but like 2 weeks to get there so I’m good. 

Oh and I grew an inch apparently. They measured me at 6’4 today so that’s cool.

I could literally lick Dani’s entire body. God damn.

^^^

drg1rlfriend:

venera14:

For eating nothing but garbage for a week and not working out I’m doing okay, but it’s time to trim off 10 lbs at least. Enough is enough. First gym session in Texas tonight. Felt good. I miss being super lean. Won’t take me but like 2 weeks to get there so I’m good.

Oh and I grew an inch apparently. They measured me at 6’4 today so that’s cool.

I could literally lick Dani’s entire body.

God damn.

^^^

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out

iheartnintendomucho:

Nintendo Cereal System, 1989

I was sadly too young to experience the breakfast sensation that rocked so many lucky Saturday mornings back in 1989. The Nintendo Cereal System contained two cereals in one box: Fruity Flavored Mario and Berry Legend of Zelda. It’s high time we get more Nintendo themed food stuffs and crazy commercials to advertise them. [❤]

therealhamster:

touching yourself after a long vacation

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briiiittttaaaanny:

How have I not committed murder by now. Can I win an award for that?

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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girlslug:

TOO REAL

girlslug:

TOO REAL

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

dimetrodons:

mitzi—may:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.